Your Writing Sucks!

Now that I’ve got your attention…

Let’s fix that shall we?

Bad-Ass Brand Strategy and Content Creation That isn’t Afraid to Knock the Socks Off the Competition

Help your Brand kick off it’s shoes, loosen it’s tie & start having fun. So your copy can do more of what you want it do to… Connecting With People!

Help your Brand kick off it’s shoes, loosen it’s tie & start having fun. So your copy can do more of what you want it do to… Connecting With People!

Most brands lack

Genuine. Connection.

Struggling to make your brand message stick?

I get it - you've got the drive, the smarts, and the ambition, but nailing down a message that packs a punch feels like trying to catch a greased pig. You're tired of generic advice and cookie-cutter strategies that just don't cut it.

You're not alone.

Many daring entrepreneurs find themselves in a pickle - they've got a killer product or service, but their message is lost in the sea of mediocrity.

It's frustrating, and it's holding you back from becoming the powerhouse brand you know you're meant to be.

Let me be your guiding light in the world of badass brand messaging.

I'm here to sort through the chaos, add a sprinkle of magic, and handcraft a killer messaging strategy that not only resonates with your audience but also makes your competition weep with envy. So slip off those shoes, fearless entrepreneur, because together, we're about to walk the path of success, leaving our footprints in the sands of time.

Let's show the world what you're truly capable of, one barefoot step at a time.

"Finally! Someone Who Could Actually Nail Our Brand Voice"

"Finally! Someone Who Could Actually Nail Our Brand Voice"

Meet Ian,

Your shoeless word whisperer, Effortlessly capturing your brand's spirit, while sprinkling 'sole' into every sentence.

Kia Ora, Ian here.

Yip that’s me in all my barefooted glory (yes, that is a pig on my foot and yes, I may have been drunk…)

In my past lives I’ve been a chef, builder and even mapped the ocean for a living (howdy sailor!)

Now days though, I keep my feet firmly planted on the ground and try and help other brands learn to do the same. My writing is always as real and down-to-earth as my hobbit-like feet - always staying true to your brand's roots.

So it's time to kick off those bland, cookie-cutter shoes and join me off the beaten path so we can transform your copy into something authentic, relatable, and most importantly, fun!

Interested in more of my story?

Let me bore you with all the details!

Some Benefits of Working with The Barefoot Copywriter

I’M MORE THAN JUST PRETTY WORDS AND FOOT RELATED PUNS YA KNOW!

I’ll show you how to:

  • Turn heads and catch eyeballs (It sounds gross but trust me it’s a good thing)

  • Have unshakable confidence in your tone

  • Clarify your brand message and values

  • Ace the art of saying it “right”

  • Connect through personality, not pretence

  • Humanize your brand with down-to-earth charm

  • Rekindle the love for your business

  • Cultivate die-hard fans (I’m not saying you’ll get Apple like followers but I’m also NOT not saying that)

  • Be able to sell products without the “ick factor”

  • "A branding genius with a laid-back but really organised approach - Ian nailed our voice and made the whole process seamless! "

    Sharni, Quinn-Designs

  • From day one, Ian impressed us with his branding expertise and cool work style. The whole experience was a pleasure, and our brand is thriving!"

    Tyler, Fin&Mo

  • With Ian's branding expertise and relaxed attitude, he made our rebrand a fun and seamless experience. We couldn't be happier!

    Gabriela, ChatwithGabi

To say I’m a little obsessed with writing and marketing may be a little understatement…

I’ve spend 10’s of thousands of dollars leveling up my skills and ensuring what i write brings REAL VALUE to the world.

Here is just some of the training I’ve done in pursuit of copywriting excellence…

Ready to unleash your brands REAL voice?