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Hey there Ian!

FAQS

Not all who wander are lost…

but also don't be afraid to ask for help ‘cause you don’t want to look like a dumbass. *just sayin!*

  • No worries, my friend! I've worked with clients from all over this beautiful globe, and I love the diversity it brings. You could say I'm like the barefoot ambassador of copywriting.

  • Hell yes you do! While I'm a pretty good Copywriter, I'm no mind reader. Sculpting your voice and personality to perfection is a team effort, so expect plenty of reviews, revisions, and feedback throughout our journey. If that doesn't suit your style, maybe try someone on Upwork (but don't say I didn't warn you about the unpredictable results).

  • Bummer, but we can't just dive in without getting to know each other first. Plus, I'm usually booked *at least* a months in advance. So, let's make a plan, take it easy and build something awesome together.

  • On occasion, I'll take on a project with a service-based brand if their vibe is genuinely groovy. But, I steer clear of corporate gigs, shady characters, personal brands, or anything that doesn't fit my laid-back lifestyle

  • For my entry-level packages? Sorry, that's a 100% upfront deal. But for my top-tier, sand-between-your-toes packages? Absolutely! Just ask me about them when we chat (use the codeword 'coconuts').